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[Vizzy & The Lost Cat]

me playing other games: SNORES ZZZZZZZZZ SNORES DROOLS ZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzz

me playing Vizzy:

DONT MINE AT NIGHT

I know your lookin' at that cave
And your feelin' kinda' brave
Go to bed you'll be alright
DONT MINE AT NIGHT

There's nothing that is gonna' change
If you just wait until the day
Zombie wanna' eat your brains
DONT MINE AT NIGHT

I know it's me your gonna' thank
Make a bed it's not too late
Three wool and three wooden planks
DONT MINE AT NIGHT

How many times I have to say
Drop the pick and walk away-a
Woah
DONT MINE AT NIGHT

Just-a-ng-dummy responds:

If you like piña coladas
And gettin' caught in the rain
If you're not into yoga
If you have half a brain
If you like makin' love at midnight
In the dunes on the cape
Then I'm the love that you've looked for
Write to me and escape

[RUN FOR THE HILLS! YOUR FAVOURITE NEWGROUNDS USERS ARE COMING FOR YOU!!!]

She's in love with who I am
Back in high school, I used to bus it to the dance (yeah)
Now I hit the FBO with duffles in my hands
I did half a Xan, thirteen hours 'til I land
Had me out like a light, ayy, yeah

migmoog responds:

I love eatin shiit. Scoop it outta toilets. Clench in my fiist. Then I eat it up. I just love the stuff. Cannot get enough.

[Porb Dressup]

If Porb has a million fans, then I am one of them.

If Porb has ten fans, then I am one of them.

If Porb has only one fan then that is me.

If Porb has no fans, then that means I am no longer on earth!!!

If the world is against Porb, then I am against the world.

Can i get an AMEN?!?

Dry responds:

AMEN

[little man]

okay cool but, whats the lore behind this character ?

Figburn responds:

can’t tell.